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Donna Woolfolk Cross: Pope Joan pg.305-411
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Personal feelings:
The events of the story seemed to be going great, I’m expecting a good ending and then it took a violent, sad and unexpected turn that angered/saddened me (I’m not sure which emotion I was feeling most strongly).
Additional:
I’m not sure any of this relates to anything in my actual life. I mean, Joan’s struggle was so much harder and fantastical than anything I could ever hope to happen in my life, plus the times are drastically different, so it is hard to compare. I think Gerold is most like me, because he is identified as the “protector.” No matter what ever happened with Joan he was always there to protect her (identity and all) from harm. I’m very much like that with my family, I find myself defending them against others even when they are in the wrong (I can’t help it…). Just like Gerold has unconditional love for Joan, I have unconditional love for my family.
I think the entirety of the plot was over when Joan died. I mean, the plot could have continued even if Gerold has died or Anastasius achieved the throne, but with protagonist being gone there was nothing left to tell.
The message I received from this novel, was that, there really is not any limit to what some one can do if they give their lives everything that they have, but when it comes down to it how ever fate wants your life to go or end you can’t stop it no matter your ambitions or hard work; Anastasius never became Pope, Gerold never got to marry Joan, Joan became Pope but never reached her full capacity for the goodness she could do for the people.
I would definitely recommend this book to others, because of the action and historical validity (viking attacks of Dorstadt, war at Fontenroy, Sacking by the Saracens, etc.), the wittiness of it (Joan’s ability to out argue Odo, Anastasius, and others who opposed her during her Papacy) and the emotion of the novel(Joan’s love affair with Gerold, the death of her brothers, and her own sudden death).

Donna Woolfolk Cross: Pope Joan pg. 196-304
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Personal feelings:
I am so excited by the turn of events! Gerold’s reemergence, the bigger picture being revealed with Lothar and Anastasius conspiring and Joan being a part of it!!!!! I can’t wait to read how it all ends!
Additional:
Joan has white gold hair, gray green eyes, and is described as rather handsome and taller than the average woman. She is very headstrong and intelligence and often times inflames other characters with her straight forwardness. She of course disguises herself as a man. She believes, despite being a woman, she is very brilliant and can make her owe way in the world with out a mans help. She is very perceptive of the other characters in the book, she often times knows when she has overstepped her boundaries with some characters or when they do not like her. She’s important to the novel because she is the main character; the whole story begins and ends with her. I love her character, because she’ so witty and seems to find her way out of every predicament that seems to challenge her through sheer force of will.

Donna Woolfolk Cross: Pope Joan pg. 96-195
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Personal feelings:
The violent turn of this section floored me, because they were so unexpected, but at the same time I was exhilarated by the fact that I realized that Joan’s ambitions weren’t going to be destroyed. My hopes are really high for Joan! :)
Additional:
The style of the novel is really easy to read but still maintains sophistication. It is highly descriptive and because it offers the views and thoughts of a wide range of characters it keeps your attention. The fact that it is so simple but at the same time advanced enough to keep me entertained makes this one of the best novels I’ve ever read compared to the ones I’ve read in school and independently.
The continuing theme of the novel seems to be so far for one to never give up or submit to the status quo if you know you can achieve better. An example from the novel would be in this quote, “The very same qualities of mind that as a woman had earned her derision and contempt were here universally praised,” or from this one ,” You have a rare intelligence; it is God-given, and you must not deny it.”
The only new characters of importance that have survived this far are Gerold and Brother Benjamin. Joan cared very much for Gerold and even after she left Dorstadt after the Norsemen attack she continually thpught about him during her stay at the monestary; he represents Joan’s memory of the happy past. Brother Benjamin is very kind to her at the monastery and is the one that feeds her appetite for knowledge by teaching her all he knows about medicine. Joan thinks of him as a fatherly figure.

Donna Woolfolk Cross: Pope Joan pg. 1-95
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Personal reaction: I love the Oldworld setting of the book and how straight forward the telling of the story is. I also enjoy the strength of the protagonist Joan as she goes through the trials in her life despite how young she is. Something I find particulalry interesting is how the story is able to switch from telling the main story and then cutting to other events that might be of importance later without loosing the reader.
Additional:
I chose this novel because it was recommended to me by my father, who thought I might like it.
The story is told in third person omniscient by some unknown narrator, so I would have to trust the narrator or disbelieve the whole story.
The story is set in the 9th century AD.The story starts on December 28, 815 in some European village in Frankland (modern day France and Germany), but shifted to Rome at one point and spreads to other places of the late Roman empire during the dark ages. During this time period people were (by our standards) overly religious and believed that woman were inferior to men. This idea hounds Joan in the story.
The main character is Joan (and possibly Anastasius?), she faces (mostly) men who believe that because she’s a woman she should be allowed to learn and that she is an ungodly “freak of nature.”
I predict that even though Joan is facing hardships now she will over come the stigma and triumph in a man dominated world.

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